Archive for August, 2007

The Weekly Shakedown

(Every week there are a number of stories slip through the cracks here at ShakedownSports. These are just a few of them.)

ABC has announced that Mark Cuban will be a contestant on the next season of Dancing With the Stars. The Mavericks owner will be joined on the show by fellow sport personalities Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Helio Castroneves. Cuban is looking forward to learning how to dance but says he is most excited about finally being involved in a competition that is officiated with objectivity and integrity.

Former Maryland star Lonny Baxter was sentenced to six months in jail for illegally shipping firearms. Before the sentence Baxter attempted to convince the judge to be lenient by apologizing and saying he had an “obsession” with guns. Unfortunately, because a gun isn’t a cheeseburger, the judge didn’t believe him.

Earlier this week 6th overall pick Yi Jianlian agreed to a contract with the Milwaukee Bucks. Yi originally said he would never play for Milwaukee, but much progress was made when Bucks owner Herb Kohl travelled to Hong Kong to meet with the owner of Yi’s team in China. While Kohl was able to convince Yi’s handlers that Milwaukee was a good place for him, Yi only agreed to sign after learning that that the great Brett Favre would be playing just two hours away.

Bears linebackers Lance Brigg says panic was the reason he left his new Lamborghini behind at the scene of the accident. So far Briggs’ teammates have been very supportive with regards to the incident–especially Rex Grossman, who can really sympathize with Briggs about panicking and losing possession of important objects.

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Another Problem For Baseball?

Earlier this week Giants reliever Vinny Chulk went on the DL for what was believed to be a blood clot in his hand. Tests later revealed that there was no blood clot, and doctors now believe Chulk has a circulatory problem called Buerger’s disease. The disease has caused a cold sensation in his right hand and some discoloration in one of his fingers. If it goes untreated the disease can lead to gangrene in fingers and toes.

Here’s the important part. Buerger’s disease is associated with tobacco use, and while Chulk doesn’t smoke, he does chew smokeless tobacco. Like performance enhancers in the 1990’s, MLB players’ use of chewing tobacco is widely known but rarely discussed. Because its health hazards aren’t as serious as something like steroids or painkiller abuse, both MLB and the media have largely given chewing tobacco a free pass.

Now there’s a chance that Chulk’s ailment will change all that. Major League Baseball cannot ban the use of chewing tobacco—that would be like telling players they weren’t allowed to smoke cigarettes–but MLB could make a greater effort to stop its use and get younger players aware of its dangers.  Over the last 30 years Hollywood finally let its social conscience get the best of it and it started portraying smoking in movies in a less positive light. Major League Baseball could delicately attempt to do the same kind of thing.

It’s really all up to Chulk and Bud Selig. If Selig believes this isn’t important or Chulk decides he doesn’t want to make a big deal of of his ailment, Major League Baseball can just sweep it under the rug. If not, they could actually try and turn this into something positive.

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Canadian Soccer Has Some Issues

There’s leaving a job. And then there’s leaving a job. Colin Linford, the now former head of the Canadian Soccer Association, chose the latter when he resigned earlier this week. On his way out the door Linford blasted the organization and said running it was an experience he wouldn’t with upon his worst enemy. He was just getting started.

“This organization needs disbanding,” the English-born Linford said with finality. “We do not have enough people who can make decisions based on what is good for the (national) association and not what is good for them.”

“I don’t know if `bitter’ is the right word,” Linford said of his state of mind. “Frustration. Betrayed, certainly, by a number of people within the organization.”

His brief tenure has left Linford angry and disillusioned. Despite decades of involvement with soccer as a coach and administrator, he says he’s through with the sport. “Am I being harsh? No,” said Linford. “I’m being a realist.”

It’s nice to see there are people in the sports world who upon being forced to resign still believe in the age old tradition of exposing the corruption and selfishness of their organization. There’s no fun in leaving on good terms anyway.

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Alaskan’s Know How to Dodge a Wrench

Just in case you missed the action on ESPN 8, “The Ocho”, the Alaskan “Team AK” won this year’s National Dodgeball Championships. The team was led by 27 year-old Joe Bell, a former college pitcher who played in the Alaskan Baseball League (other notable alumni include Randy Johnson and Barry Bonds). Bell was so good that he injured numerous players with his atomic throws and basically single-handedly led his team to victory.

Team AK succeeded in large part by identifying its opponent’s best player and then getting a stinger into Bell’s hands early in the game, with the hope Bell could take him down with a well-aimed ball. The plan worked more often than not. Others helped by staying in front of Bell and warding off stingers aimed at him…Though not the most artful dodger on the team, Doug Olson proved invaluable because he willingly served as a human shield when opponents targeted Bell, which was often.

I think it’s fair to say that along with punt team gunners and mop-up bullpen guys, “human shield” is one of the least glamorous roles in all of sports.

On another note, Team AK’s win brings up an interesting question. If Bell and a bunch of nobodys can win a championship, why can’t Kobe Bryant?

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The Devin Hester Experiment Hits a Snag

When the Bears decided to move Devin Hester from cornerback to receiver, they expected there to be some tough learning experiences along the way. Still, there’s no way the team could have envisioned something as bad as what happened on Saturday when Hester’s unfamiliarity with his new position caused him to to injure himself while blocking.

“I’ve never been around a guy who has gotten hurt that bad blocking,” [receivers coach Darryl] Drake said. “I’ve been around guys who’ve gotten hurt running with the football and catching the football, but blocking? That’s one of the least physical things a guy does.

“Where he got himself in trouble was his technique was poor. He just got hit wrong because he went low. It’s not college football. We’re not trying to cut-block. But it was just a reaction. He’s got to learn, ‘I have to block high.’ If he’s going to be out there on any given play, I hope like heck he’s going to block. If he’s not, he’s not going to be in there.”

Fortunately for the Bears, Hester’s injury doesn’t appear to be serious. Nevertheless, it’s not a good sign when a player does something so bad it’s the first time his coach has ever seen it happen. Hester now will likely have to take a step backwards in his development. Instead of learning the intricacies of route running, next week he’ll have to spend most of his time learning how to not injure himself.

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Are the Dolphins Smarter Than Everybody Else?

Earlier this month the Dolphins announced that starting running back Ronnie Brown would return kickoffs. It was a curious decision considering that for many years the NFL’s conventional wisdom has said that it’s not worthwhile for key starters to return kickoffs. But is the conventional wisdom right? I say no. Here’s why.

Last season the difference in yards per carry between the best starting running back in the NFL and the 10th best was 1 yard. The difference in yards per return between the best punt returner and the 10th best was almost 3 yards. The difference in yards per return between the best kickoff returner and the 10th best was 3.5 yards. These numbers clearly indicate that for just one play, having a top notch return man is much more valuable than having a top notch running back. Moreover, a top notch kick returner fielding a kick at his own 10 yard-line is more likely to scamper 90 yards for a touchdown than a top notch running back who takes a handoff at his own 10 yard line. Despite all of this, teams rarely let their most dangerous open field players return a kick.

The main reason for this is a fear of injury. While it does seem that a lot of players are injured on kickoffs and punt returns, rarely is the return man the player injured. I don’t have any numbers to back this up, but as somebody who has seen a lot of football over the years my “expert” opinion is that most players injured on returns are blockers or guys hurling themselves into the wedge.

I would even venture to say that returning kicks is fairly safe. The returner can see everybody in front of him (so he doesn’t get blindsided like a receiver over the middle), and often the play ends with him running out of bounds. Returners also rarely end up getting tackled in dangerous dogpiles. I may be wrong, but in the last year the only significant return injury that comes to mind is B.J. Sams’ broken leg. I can think of a lot more players who were injured on normal plays from scrimmage, and I would be surprised if there were numbers that could show a player is more likely to be hurt returning a kickoff than he is taking a handoff and running straight into the line.

Two years ago a guy named Reggie Bush was one of the most dangerous kickoff returners in college football. Some might even say he was one of the most dangerous kickoff returners of all time. Yet when Bush arrived in the NFL his coaches did not feel that they needed the kickoff return skills of one of the most dangerous return men of all time. As a result Bush will continue to stand on the sidelines rather than have 4 or 5 more chances to make a game changing play. It’s a sad story really, but the same thing has happened to Deuce McAllister and DeAngelo Hall.

Tiki Barber was one of the best punt returners in the league from 1999-2001. However, when he became the featured back in 2002, the Giants decided they didn’t need him returning punts anymore. That year the Giants finished 27th in the league in punt return average, a full 5 -6 yards behind the league leaders. That means by not using Barber as a return man, it’s possible the Giants were on average sacrificing 6 yards of field position more than twice a game. Frankly, I would rather have had Barber return the punts and sit out a few 2nd and 8 runs up the middle.

Now let’s get back to the Dolphins. Because Ronnie Brown didn’t return kicks in college he’s an extremely odd choice to be the player who break the mold. Still, I applaud the Dolphins’ decision to get one of their best playmakers on the field for 2-5 more snaps a game—and these are not just any snaps, they’re snaps that have a high probability of turning into big plays. For years special teams has been neglected, and only recently are teams beginning to take note of the correlation between strong special teams. Using their most dangerous players as return men is just the next step.

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Ball State is Missing Out on Jason Whiltlock’s $2,000

For the last few months everybody has been wondering who will be the next target of Jason Whitlock’s unaffected scorn. Now we finally have the answer. Joining Mike Lupica, Al Sharpton, and Scoop Jackson on Whitlock’s hate list is Ball State athletic director Tom Collins. During a visit to his alma mater last week Whitlock made it known he’s not a fan of Collins’ work.

“I do believe we have one of the weakest athletic directors in Division I. You just expect from a leadership position, it’s like being a quarterback or head coach, you have the personality for it or you don’t. We have a guy that doesn’t have the personality for it.”

“I don’t have any money to give Ball State as long as he is here. Not that I give a whole lot of money, but he kills my enthusiasm and I don’t have any confidence in what we’re doing. So, I guess my protest is whatever $2,000 or $3,000 I give, or whatever I’ve given the last 12 years, I’m withholding until we get a new AD.”

“Unfortunately, we hired a weak leader and we didn’t allow him to hire his own people, which probably is a good thing because then we would be stuck with other people that aren’t that good.”

Those are some pretty harsh words. Personally, I think that Whitlock is just angry the school named its new media building after David Letterman and not him. As for the $3,000 donation, if the school the really wants to recoup that money it can just rent out the campus for another porno shoot.

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The Link Store Called…

And they’ll never run out of good stuff like this…

–Maria Sharapova will honor New York City with her U.S. Open outfits. (Houston Chronicle)

–Are Baron Davis and Teri Hatcher through? (Larry Brown Sports)

–The Diamondbacks are going to have the grandest scoreboard in all of baseball. (Arizona Republic)

–Outhitting Barry Bonds in high school can help you get free beer. (Deuce of Davenport)

–NBC has an earth shattering marketing slogan for this year’s football season. (Five Tool Tool)

–There’s money to be made on baseball’s postseason awards. (Epic Carnival)

–The Australian Football League has a drug problem and a television network problem. (With Malice)

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Somebody Out There Wants Royals Tickets

It’s been a tough year for the Royals. Not only can the team not sell any tickets, but when they give them away for a good cause the tickets end up getting stolen.

Someone recently took nearly 200 tickets from the Catholic Education Foundation office at 12615 Parallel Parkway in Kansas City, Kan. The tickets were to be used to reward inner-city students at Catholic schools.

People who show up with the stolen tickets will not be admitted into the ballpark, said Chris Darr, Royals’ director of ticket operations.

This has to be one of the dumbest crimes ever committed. In places like Kansas City you can get free baseball tickets anywhere. It’s almost like they have them in free newspaper vending machines next to the “Kansas City Fall Real Estate Guide.” Everybody who has a ticket is trying to give it away.

The only explanation I can think of is that some good catholic stole them because he didn’t want these kids in an environment where they could learn morally corrupting things—such as how to use a condom to prevent sexually transmitted disease.

The really bad news for the kids is that the tickets are being replaced. That means there’s no more hope of getting a better reward than going to a Royals game.

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Say Goodbye to the Pickin’ Chicken

With football season just around the corner gamblers everywhere are trying to find an expert on whose advice they can risk their life savings. Sadly, this year the Pickin’ Chicken will not be one of those experts. Earlier this month the brainy bird, who last year correctly picked the winners of high school, college, and pro games 65% of the time, died of natural causes.

The Pickin’ Chicken rose to stardom year when he was plucked of the farm of a Merced Sun-Star reporter and given the job of picking the winners of football games for the newspaper. The chicken made his picks through the complex mathematical method of pecking a piece of paper.

Although the Pickin’ Chicken has now pecked his last piece of paper, his legacy will live on. This year he will be succeeded at the Sun-Star by his son, the Booster Rooster. Gamblers everywhere be keeping their fingers crossed hoping that the Pickin’ Chicken taught his son everything he knows.

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