The Key to Joe Torre’s Success…
…Is Bigelow Tea!!!!
Now we know what would happen if Joe Torre and Phil Simms were forced to spend five minutes together talking with the president of a tea company. It’s Awwkkkwaaaarrd.
Apparently Torre offends his Japanese players by not drinking the green tea they give him. Simms, on the other hand, is just a simple man who fantasizes about a decaf tea that will give him a tan.
The highlight of the video comes at the 4:50 mark when Torre begins telling a completely random and arbitrary story based on a quote from the most recent Rocky movie. It doesn’t make much sense, but I guess if I had to motivate Kyle Farnsworth and Ron Villone to pitch better, at some point I would just give up and start spewing Rocky quotes. That’s probably why the Rocky thing was fresh in Torre’s mind.
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