Clemens and Canseco Sitting In a Tree…
There’s a spot in the Mitchell Report where Brian McNamee mentions he spoke about steroids with Roger Clemens and Jose Canseco at a Canseco family house party. But yesterday a mysterious “lawyer” revealed that Canseco says Clemens was never at the party. Hmm. That is one crazy little story. Here’s what actually happened with Canseco and Clemens:
Two days ago Clemens sent Canseco a letter:
Dearest Jose,
My wife is an HGH-pumping freak. My son isn’t even good enough to make the Major Leagues. All I have in life is my athletic legacy. I need to hold on to that. I don’t care what the price is. I know you need money. If you sign a sworn statement for me, I will finance a Michael Bay movie for you. I will take care of you for the rest of your life. Do you know how much money I have? Last year they were paying me fifty grand for every pitch I threw. Sign these papers and I will be a bottomless ATM.
Sincerely,
Roger ( Customer #24)
It was a no-brainer for Canseco. The guy just wants to be filthy rich again. Is that too much to ask? That’s all he wants. To fade off into the sunset in a pile of expensive hookers and muscle creams. This will work out great for Canseco. His journey is over. He can finally rest.
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