Troy Brown’s Big Day
Feb 28th 2008ericjhoroCollege Football & NFL
This may come as a shock to many of you, but apparently Troy Brown is famous enough to be the subject of a “celebrity roast”. Later today the former Marshall receiver will be honored at a roast in Huntington, just miles from the Marshall campus. Chad Pennington, Byron Leftwich, and Randy Moss are among the invited roast guests. 
I don’t know if this will function like the normal Comedy Central roasts, but if it does……oh boy.
I picture the evening going a little something like this:
PENNINGTON: It’s great to see Randy Moss. I guess he must have thought there was some kind of “Losing the Super Bowl” parade here tonight. Look at him sitting down over there. It’s weird to see him so lethargic somewhere other than a football field.
MOSS: Thanks Chad. I’m impressed you’re even able to hold that drink with your right arm. That thing is flimsier than the rolling papers I currently have in my pocket.
LEFTWICH: Uh oh. Randy, if you don’t back off Chad might have to file a restraining order against you. And we all know you’re familiar with those.
MOSS: Two words. Joey Harrington. Two more words. Chris Redman.
TROY BROWN: Isn’t this supposed to be about me?
All in all it will be an entertaining evening in which Brown show his versatility by getting 14 different drinks from the bar while he is being roasted.
1 Comment »
Cindy on 07 Mar 2008 at 7:13 pm #
I attended the Troy Brown Roast and it was very good, if you are a Marshall fan and have followed Troy from his days at Marshall until now. He has a great mom and brother however no great players showed except the greats, we as Marshall fans know, Troy’s old team mates were great.. Thanks Players for making Marshall and huntington, wv Special