Roger Clemens Has Lost His Mind

As Roger Clemens testified before congress about the perpetual purity of his urine, many people pointed out it appeared as though he was living in his own fantasy world. After Mindy McCready’s confirmation that, yes, she did in fact have an affair with Clemens, I think it’s time to consider the fact that Clemens may, in all seriousness, no longer be living in the same reality as the rest of us.

This was the statement released by Clemens’ lawyer yesterday:

At no time did Roger engage in any kind of inappropriate or improper relationship with her. It is unfortunate that the Daily News has chosen to report anonymous allegations that are completely unfounded, have no basis in fact, and have nothing to do with Roger’s baseball career or the issue of steroid use in baseball.

Why in the world would Roger Clemens attempt to refute this story? He knows it’s the truth. He knows people who know about it will testify under oath if it becomes relevant in his lawsuit. He knows that she’ll confirm the story. Why doesn’t he just say “no comment”?

Now Clemens has zero credibility. Before this week there were probably 5 or 10 people left out there who still believed he never used steroids. But how can they believe him when he says “I didn’t take steroids” and “I didn’t have an affair,” and the latter statement is proven to be false?

There’s no explanation for why Clemens would effectively proclaim himself a blatant liar by issuing such a straightforward denial of something he knows will be proven to be true. Clemens truly is living in some kind of fantasy world. He believes “I’m Roger Clemens, bitch,” and that whatever he says is the universal truth.

These must be some tough times for Virginia Foxx.

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3 Responses to “Roger Clemens Has Lost His Mind”

  1. Sanchez on 30 Apr 2008 at 5:13 am #

    omg clemens is getting wat he deserves…u know how sports channels always bring up the size of barry’s head in before and after photos? check out some of them for roger, and you’ll see how tiny he was in boston….that guy should not be lying to congress, he’s gonna get f’d hard

  2. realworld on 30 Apr 2008 at 6:33 am #

    It’s also curious why Clemens lawyer is still on the case. He represented Andy Pettite as well, which causes all sorts of problems. His best out is if his lawyer is forced to leave the case and Clemens uses it to drop the defamation suit. I’m still not sure how he’ll manage to avoid going to jail though. He’s making a mockery of the judicial system.

    As for Virginia Foxx, she’ll get what’s coming to her in the upcoming election. Her last gasp is co-sponsoring the blogger protection act…nice try Virginia.

  3. nospunzone on 30 Apr 2008 at 11:00 am #

    Not to mention Mindy was 15 when Clemens started this “relationship” with her. He was 28 and picked her up in a bar in Florida. I wonder if there will be any pederasts charges.

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