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Toute Acclament Fleury!

Game 5 showed every single reason why nothing compares to a sudden death Stanley Cup Playoff game. A team on the brink of elimination was getting pummeled. They held on by a hair, gritted their teeth, and left two of everything they had on the ice. The crowd was living and dying with every play. Twenty thousand fans were 30 seconds away from their pinnacle moment as a sports fan—they were going to see their team win the cup on home ice.

(And by the way, hockey is probably the best sport to witness a championship in person. In all other sports the teams celebrate on the field, but they’re in a hurry to get to the locker and really celebrate. When a team wins the Stanley Cup every single player skates around with it as the fans cheer for him. It’s such an authentic and meaningful interaction between player and fan.)

As the 20,000 Red Wings faithful stood on their feet waiting for the cup, Max Talbot put the puck in the back of the net. (Speaking of Talbot, he’s only 24 but you can already tell that when he’s old, young playoff teams will constantly be trying to acquire him at the trade deadline to bring in veteran leadership and toughness. He’s already that solid of a player.) When Talbot’s shot went in a unique gasp bubbled up from the crowd. It was part “Damn my wife is gonna be pissed I’m coming home late,” part “Fuck, I had $1,000 on Detroit winning,” part “I wanted to see the big shiny cup,” and part “I don’t like Marc Andre Fleury.” Two hours later, thanks to Peter Sykora, in was just another Stanley Cup loss.

Of all the predictions made by players over the years, Peter Sykora’s has to be the craziest. It’s one thing for a player to guarantee a win or great performance in a big game. But to declare you’re going to score a goal during the second overtime of a Stanley Cup game in which your team is getting crushed is completely ridiculous. What were the odds on the Penguins scoring? Sykora scored about 12% of the Penguins goals during the regular season but there was only about a 25% chance the Penguins would score. That means it was at least a 25-1 one shot Sykora would score.

There’s also the possibility Sykora was just joking around with Pierre McGuire. Maybe McGuire was joking that the game was so long and he had to go sleep and Sykora just said something like “Don’t worry, I’m gonna score.”

Though Sykora’s goal came on a legitimate power play, the referees are still getting a lot of shit for the two questionable goaltender interference calls they made earlier in overtime. Here’s the thing. They were the right calls. In both cases a Detroit player skated into the crease and knocked over Fleury without the assistance of a Penguin. If Detroit scored off either of those scrums it would not have been a fair goal. Since the referees can’t wait and just waive off the goal, they have to call a penalty.

Finally, you can’t say enough about Marc Andre Fleury. The save he made on a 2-1 late in the 2nd period is the best save you’ll see in hockey. I’m not saying its the greatest save of all time, but you can’t argue that there’s a tougher save.

Fleury leveled the playing field. He took over the game. He’s the reason the two teams will pay again tomorrow night.

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Thoughts on a Thursday

—Arlen Specter does not have good timing. He’s chosen to launch his one-man assault on the credibility of the NFL just three months after the chair of Roger Clemens’ congressional hearing (the fabulously mustached Henry Waxman) expressed regret that Congress wasted its time listening to Clemens and Brian McNamee bicker at each other. I admire Specter’s quest for the truth (and higher approval ratings in his native Pennsylvania) but the fact that Roger Goodell seems content to sweep the whole thing under the rug means he likely has a tough path in front of him.

—When will people start talking about the NHL Playoffs? The two most dominant teams in the league are about to meet for a championship. When was the last time that happened in any sport? Lakers-Pistons in 2004? Yankees and Diamondbacks in 2001? (Yes, maybe the 2007 Rockies and Giants, but I’ll consider them postseason wonders.) Right now the Penguins are 11-1 in the postseason. The Red Wings are 11-3 and have looked even more impressive than the Penguins. All of America is going to miss a good series.

—The officiating in the Jazz-Lakers series has been atrociously inconsistent. In game 5 ticky tack fouls were being called on the perimeter, but in the most important sequence of the game Paul Gasol shoved Mehmet Okur out of the way, grabbed the rebound, and scored. It’s so hard to enjoy the NBA when almost every close game is decided by the referees (it’s yet another reason to love the NHL.)

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Isn’t There an Intern Who Should Be Taking Care of This

Gary Roberts was acquired by the Penguins at last year’s trade deadline. He was re-signed in the offseason. All in all, Roberts has been a member of the Penguins for more than a year, but apparently that’s  enough of a reason for his official ESPN.com player card photo to not have him in a Panthers jersey. Maybe if he scores a few more playoffs goals they’ll put him in the black and gold.

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Confidence? Confidence? Don’t Talk About Confidence

As Forrest Gump would say, sports and cliches go together like peas and carrots. Whether they come from a broadcaster, coach, or exceedingly glib journalist, you can’t be exposed to some athletic achievement or debacle without hearing a cliche.

So you can imagine my excitement when Devils coach Brent Sutter passed up the opportunity to blame Andy Greene’s struggles on “confidence,” and instead offered a real explanation.

“I’m not real big on that ‘confidence’ thing,” Sutter said.” ‘Why did a player not play well?’ Well, the first thing you always hear is about a lack of confidence. Maybe it’s a lack of other things, too…A lack of work ethic, maybe a lack of [practicing well], maybe a lack in other areas.

He’s right. There are a few exceptions (pitchers without confidence in their fastball will nibble and walk more batters, quarterbacks with no confidence will be afraid to throw the ball downfield), but overall, “a lack of confidence” is a bullshit explanation.

Who knows? A few more people like Sutter and someday there may actually be an intelligent public discourse about athletics in this country.

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Reason #2,178 to Love Hockey

The almost “goal of the year”…

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The Weekly Shakedown

(Every week there are a number of stories slip through the cracks here at ShakedownSports. These are just a few of them.)

–UCLA is asking fans to refrain from bothering John Wooden during Bruins home games. The legendary coach’s family says he often can’t pay attention to the actual game because fans seeking autographs line up outside his aisle. I’m sure that’s part of it, but we all know the real reason Wooden doesn’t want to be bothered—the Bruins cheerleader dance routines.

–Bulls rookie JamesOn Curry was arrested after he was caught urinating in public. However, contrary to initial reports, Curry wasn’t arrested for the actual urinating, but because he ran way from police once he was spotted. Apparently public urination in the state of Idaho is generally punished with just a warning ticket. Curry really should known all that—after all, state’s new license plate reads “Idaho: Our Soil is Your Urinal.”

–LSU’s Board of Directors has approved a plan that will raise ticket prices by about $5 a game. That won’t make fans happy, but the money to replace deceased tigers and keep Les Miles with a full supply of hats has to come from somewhere.

–Capitals center Michael Nylander will miss the rest of the season with a shoulder injury. When the Oilers heard the news the team immediately called him to express their satisfaction and tell him to go to hell.

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A Few Things That Might Interest You

—Penguins winger Colby Armstrong nearly suffered a serious injury after taking a big hit…from a Christmas tree.

“I was setting it up, and it was a little crooked, so I reached in to just give the thing a little shake in the stand,” he said. “I gave it a shake, and one of the branches flickered and hit my [right] eye. “All night long, while I was laying in bed, my eye was just killing me,” he said. “I tried contact solution, everything.”

Eventually Armstrong did find some eye drops that helped and he has made a full recovery.

—Read this Ivan Carter story about how the Wizards’ happy-go-lucky team surprised new point guard Mike Wilks. If the NBA Championship was decided by locker room awesomeness, the Wizards would have the title wrapped up.

—Morris Almond is absolutely tearing up the D-League. In case you don’t remember, there were three shooting guards picked in the first round who people believed might have immediate impacts on their teams—Nick Young, Rodney Stuckey, and Morris Almond. Injuries have pressed Young into the Wizards regular rotation (where he is showing his enormous potential), but Stuckey and Almond haven’t been able to play their way onto the NBA court. The good news for Almond is that he has managed to find his way onto the D-League court, and his 32 ppg lead the league.

—”Cowgirls win by 71 points.” I saw this headline the other day and it just got me thinking of what it would have been like to sit there for two hours and watch the Oklahoma State women’s basketball team beat Arkansas State by 71 points. How many people were there? Were they all drunk? Was the Arkansas State team considering leaving at half time so they could get home early? Read the story and take joy in the fact that you didn’t have to be there.

—Don Cherry (a.k.a “The Bearded Suited One“) “understands” why Chris Simon tried to slice Jarkko Rutuu’s ankle in half with his skate blade. Cherry didn’t really elaborate, most likely because his foot was already to far down his throat.

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Steve Nash Has Got Milk

America’s milk producers have finally gotten over their intense longstanding hatred of Canada. Proud Canadian Steve Nash is the latest athlete to sport a white ’stache in milk ads. We’ll have to see if they’re as successful as Nash’s “Got Blood” ads.

Some other things that piqued my interest…

–Penguins winger Maxime Talbot pulled a fast one on Toronto residents when he put on a Sidney Crosby sweater for Saturday’s open-to-the-public pre-game skate. Crosby never even took the ice, but fans thought they got to see him in action. As for Talbot, last night he returned from an injury and scored the Pens first goal. It’s gotta be the “87″ jersey.

–Sorry Orlando sports fans, sports station 740 AM (the home of Central Florida Football!!) is switching its format over to any and all things Spanish. Viva los Caballeros!!!

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The Weekly Shakedown

(Every week there are a number of stories slip through the cracks here at ShakedownSports. These are just a few of them.)

–Michael Jordan’s son, Jeff, made his debut for the University of Illinois earlier this week. The walk-on got finally got off the bench late in the second half and missed his only shot of the game. While it wasn’t a very Jordan-like performance on the court, after the game Jeff did manage to call Kwame Brown a “fag” a bunch of times.

–The Detroit Red Wings managed to escape injury when their team plane slipped off a runway at St. Louis Downtown Airport and got stuck in the mud. Hey, it’s just like when Gus Frerotte quarterbacks the Rams’ offense.

–The University of Louisville is suing Duke for canceling three football games the two schools had agreed to play. The amazing thing is that one of the reasons Louisville seeks damages is that the cancellation cost them an opponent from a quality conference (the Cardinals were forced to replace Duke with Indiana State). So basically, for the first time ever, a school is angry they won’t get to play an opponent as good as Duke. This might be the greatest Duke football moment of the last 15 years.

–British soccer star Steven Gerrard is backing calls to institute a quota on foreign players in the Premier League. It sounds harsh, but that kind of thing is fairly common in sports. David Stern has a quota on the wnumber of referees who can have gambling problems, and the Yankees have a loose quota on the number of players who are allowed to be paid twice what they’re worth.

…And don’t forget about the week 11 picks.

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The Weekly Shakedown

(Every week there are a number of stories slip through the cracks here at ShakedownSports. These are just a few of them.)

–Chris Leak is returning to the football field. The former Florida quarterback says he will play in the brand new AAFL (All American Football League) this April. Leak spent training camp with the Chicago Bears, so playing in the AAFL should allow him to work with a much more talented offense.

–Todd Bertuzzi has offered Steve Moore $350,000 to settle the $15 million lawsuit Moore filed against him for his on-ice attack. Yep, there’s nothing quite ending a guy’s career and then lowballing him with an offer that’s 3% of what he’s asking for.

–Eric Lindros announced that he will retire. The good news for Lindros is that now he will have much more time to spend on his favorite hobby of suffering from post-concussion syndrome.

–Earlier this week middleweight boxing champion Kelly Pavlik severely cut his hands and arms in a window cleaning accident. One report said he needed 108 stitches, but Pavlik’s trainer said it wasn’t serious. What I don’t understand is that Pavlik is a wealthy boxing champion—why is he dangerously cleaning his own windows? And what was he cleaning them with? An uzi?

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